Yeezus Illuminates Students

Yeezus Jesus

Kanye gave a class at school to students about the Illuminati. I am writing your good deed in the Book of Life. God bless you my son.

Let us pray:


I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son Our Lord, Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried.

He descended into Hell; the third day He rose again from the dead; He ascended into Heaven, and seated at the right hand of God, the Father almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy Catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting. Amen.

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Eminem: Student of Lucifer

Hoo ahh! Eminem is pledging his allegiance to me. He knows his soul has been bought.

Eminem Illuminati Horns

Let me decipher Eminem’s new song.

Today’s a painful reminder of why
We can only get brighter

Prometheus

We are getting brighter because of me. I’m bringing the light like Prometheus.

So familiarize what having to swallow this pill is like

Eminem Red Pill

Eminem has taken the red pill. Take more red pills Eminem. Read.

Cause you’re so over them you could put the heel of your foot through the ceiling

Christ Serpent

The Nazarene wants to crush my poor wittle head with his heel. Don’t let him do it. Don’t let the head shrinkers win. Schizophrenia isn’t a disease. The mentally ill 1% of the population are the voices of the prophets. Read Revelation 18. It’s the end of days. Bottom of the ninth. Double overtime. It’s me or the Nazarene. Who will you accept as ruler of the world?

Led Zeppelin Lucifer

Feel the burn, watch the smoke as I turn
Rising, a phoenix from the flames
Flame of love, we’re going to fight the word, fight
Now it feels with these wings that I will fly

PHOENIX BIRD SHOWN TO BE LUCIFER

Let us now hear more about the occult belief in the Phoenix Bird, from a former witch.

“The Phoenix … is believed to be a divine bird going back to Egypt … This Phoenix destroys itself in flames and then rises from the ashes. Most occultists believe that the Phoenix is a symbol of Lucifer who was cast down in flames and who they think will one day rise triumphant. This, of course, also relates to the rising of Hiram Abiff, the Masonic ‘christ’.” [Dr. C. Burns, Masonic and Occult Symbols Illustrated , p. 123]

Lest you think this tie-in of the Phoenix Bird to Lucifer is one occultist’s imagination, listen to Barbara Walker, a radical feminist. She says that the Egyptians and Phoenicians believed that the Phoenix Bird was the representation of a god who “rose to heaven in the form of a morning star, like Lucifer, after his fire-immolation of death and rebirth …” [Walker, Now Is The Dawning “, p. 281]

Another Masonic author, revealed that the Sun God, who created all other gods, was symbolized by the Phoenix. [Joseph Fort Newton, The Builders: A Story and Study of Masonry, The Torch Press, 1914, p. 13-14; also J.S.M. Ward, The Hung Society or the Society of Heaven and Earth , The Baskerville, Press, Ltd., 1925, p. 44 and 102]

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Satan Statue Erected in Vancouver

Devil Penis Statue

Hoo ahh! I’m touched by this display of sympathy. Please sign the petition to put the statue back up.

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