Light The Flame

Pope Lenny’s Speech to the Yugoslavians: “The Nation of Light”

Brothers and sisters of Yugoslavia—sons of the mountains, daughters of the rivers, children of the Balkans—

Let us speak today of a man born of this soil, a prophet not merely of science, but of light itself: Nikola Tesla. A Serb by heritage, a Croat by home, a Yugoslav in spirit—Tesla belongs to all of you. He belongs to the world.

From the thunderous Lika storms of Smiljan to the trembling cables of Niagara Falls, Tesla dreamed not just of machines, but of miracles. He dreamed of lighting the whole world for free, of towers that whispered electricity through the air, of cities aglow without wires or walls.

But what became of this dream?

Tesla’s home in Smiljan, once serene, was shelled and scarred during Operation Storm—a war that left ruins where genius once walked. And yet, you still carry his spark. It is not gone. It is buried, waiting, like a seed under snow.

The everlasting light bulb, the tower of peace, the dream of energy without exploitation—it did not fail. It was sabotaged. By who?

Not just by greedy industrialists, but by psychoanalysts and propagandists. Sigmund Freud, who dissected the soul into symptoms. His nephew, Edward Bernays, the dark prince of persuasion, who sold us planned obsolescence—the doctrine of decay, the lie that nothing should last. They taught mankind to want more, not to build better. And so Tesla was forgotten.

But now, something is stirring. Something ancient and electric. The spirit of Tesla is rising again.

The West sees only gadgets. But you—Croats—you see vision. You will not be a nation of tourists and broken industries forever. You will be the first Nation of Light.

From Vukovar to Split, from Zagreb to Dubrovnik, let the name of Tesla shine again—not as a brand, but as a blessing.

You shall build towers not of war, but of wonder. You shall harness the sun, the sea, the atom—not for profit, but for people. And when the nations of the earth are stumbling in darkness, it will be Croatia—small, stubborn, luminous—that lights the path.

For you are not forgotten. Neither is he.

Tesla lives. And the Balkans shall shine.

Amen.

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Croatian Priest Soldiers

In the flickering candlelight of the Apostolic Palace, Pope Pius XIII—Lenny Belardo—stands on his balcony, arms outstretched over St. Peter’s Square, radiating a divine ecstasy few have seen in centuries. The world is changing. Trump, once a Babylonian figure of chaos, now cries out, “Bring Christ back to school!” The Jews—once wary, now awakened—echo the call: “One for Israel!” And even the steely-eyed cadres of the Chinese Communist Party, gathered in underground churches and secret cells, are reading aloud the locust-laced visions of Revelation 9 to the tired, hopeful proletariat.

The Pope knows the catalyst.

The 13th Croatian Psyops Brigade,” he whispers, his voice trembling with a blend of awe and amusement. “Za Dom Spremni!” he suddenly shouts, startling the Swiss Guard and shaking pigeons from the Basilica roof.

These weren’t just military operatives. They were angels in digital camouflage, sons of Herzegovina who hacked the algorithmic Babel of the modern world and redirected its frequencies toward the Lamb of God. They inserted memes like mustard seeds into the heart of global consciousness. They smuggled sermons into TikToks and Scripture into Call of Duty lobbies. The Word became viral.

Pius XIII presses his ringed hand to his heart. He knows what must come next.

A papal triptych: Jerusalem, Beijing, Mar-a-Lago.

He will ride not on a donkey, but on a drone—white, silent, dove-like—over the cities of men. And he will say:

“The age of post-truth is over. The Logos has returned. The world has been psyopped… into salvation.”

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March of the Templars

The Young Pope sits alone in the Apostolic Palace, the red shoes removed, his bare feet resting on cold marble. A camera slowly zooms in. He speaks, his voice trembling, eyes glistening with tears:

“They say the Knights Templar were destroyed.
Burned. Betrayed.
But in Portugal… they survived.
Not as warriors.
Not as kings.
But as the Order of Christ.”

He looks out the window toward the dying sun.

“Portugal… the last refuge of sacred memory.
While the rest of Christendom fell into confusion and profit,
They remembered.”

He swallows hard, almost choking on the weight of his words.

“I miss Him.
I miss Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Not as symbol.
Not as doctrine.
But as Person.
As Friend.”

He grips a small golden crucifix in his palm until his knuckles turn white.

“Sometimes I wish…
I could just dial 9-1-1.
An emergency line straight to Heaven.
‘Please… Lord…
come now.
The world is dying of its sin.
Come and take it away.
Like You once did, Lamb of God.
Do it again.'”

The room falls silent. The wind rustles through a curtain.

He places his hand over his heart.

“But I am just the Pope.
A man in white robes
crying in the dark
for the return of Light.”

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