Recycling Ariana Grande’s Dress

Revelation 19:8 She was allowed to wear a bright, clean linen garment.
The linen represents the righteous deeds of the holy ones.

FIGHTCLUB CONCLUSION

Marla Singer:
I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.

Narrator:
It was worth every penny.

Marla Singer:
It’s a bridesmaid’s dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it’s on the side of the road.

Marla Singer:
Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.

Narrator:
Well, then it suits you.

Marla Singer:
You can borrow it sometime.

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Telepathic Contact

Kabbalah teaches that a soul’s heavenly source has male and female halves.

A common variation on Telepathy is to have it related to skin on skin contact, the psychic may have to put their hands on the subject’s head or something.

CONCLUSION (NF’s Book Recommendation)

By the River Piedra I Sat Down & Wept

By Paulo Coelho

A spiritual adventure story about the feminine face of God.

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Madonna’s Cult & Psalm 15

Psalm 15:5 lends no money at interest, accepts no bribe against the innocent.
Whoever acts like this shall never be shaken.

CONCLUSION

A tithe is 10% of your income given specifically to your local church. (Fun fact: The word tithe literally means tenth in Hebrew.)

What to do with the TITHE? After all Church expenses are met?

The Church should lend without interest to the sickly poor first, for a Naturopath (Like David De Rothschild), then the healthy poor. Most poor church members don’t want charity, just a loan to give them back the middle class, low density, housing dream of the past.

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