Churches on Verge of Bankruptcy

Everyone gave generously after lightning hit Fatima Church.

Our churches are on verge of bankruptcy.

Sex scandals are destroying our Church’s reputation

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I was giving a friend with empty gas tank a jerry can when a bald eagle snatched it from my hand. But lightning struck the bird over the church glass ceiling awning.

Conclusion:

Fatima fire was Lightning. Witches at black mass were afraid to come out after the Lightning struck the bald eagle that snatched jerry can of gasoline. They were stuck inside out of fear of Official bird of USA.

I could see in the morning when the Satanists came out of church that everyone was throwing chestnuts at the Witches and Warlocks.

THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING WITH IT.

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Priests with too Many Bills

PRIESTS HAVE BILLS BILLS BILLS

All the priests have no money to pay the electricity bills or the food bills. Or gas bill or phone bills…BILLS BILLS BILLS. That stuff is wild, Destiny’s Child.

Fatima needed a miracle of modern insurance bill. So pay your Earthquake insurance bill.

NO MONEY FOR RENOVATIONS….so they lit a match. The priests who can’t even afford to eat after Pedo allegations.

Concluding Poem

Lost Sheep of St. Joe’s. They’d rather be at a black Sabbath they say church blows. Not even the priests homily, can cure MM’s dark, haarp, nuclear powered lobotomy. A small Vigilante fire is better than an ICBM D.U.M.B. bunker buster MIRV sodomy.

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